Ring: Chopard Blue Diamond

There are very few more efficient ways of implicitly begging people to rob you than wearing a $16 million ring on your finger.

Television: PrestigeHD Supreme Rose Edition

With a price tag of $2.3 million and covered in hand sewn alligator skin studded with an obnoxious amount of diamonds this television is supposedly designed to make viewing a pleasure whether it’s on or off.

Chess Set: Charles Hollander

With 320 carats of black and white diamonds only seven of these luxury chess sets have ever been created. Although another set known as the Jewel Royale has been rumored by some websites to be the most expensive in the world at $9.8 million it was never actually created and remains little more than a concept.